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MIXED ADS
21:
Lake County Lecture
1) HAIR WIZZ: gizmo allows mom to
trim and cut hair of husband and kids―haircuts at home
90 seconds $2.98
2) VEG-O-MATIC: 1 minute version
good color
3) MINCE-O-MATIC: minces eggs,
carrots, meat, onions, etc―even ice for sno-cones
$5.95
4) HAIR WIZZ: same as #1 above
5) SKRUDLAND PHOTO: film developing
service―2 minute commercial shows inside developing
plant―how they do it
6) VEG-O-MATIC: slices and dices
tomatoes, potatoes, onions, etc.―excellent color
7) VIRGINIA SLIMS CIGARETTES: the
old ways said "women shouldn't smoke/women shouldn't
vote"―but "you've come a long way,
baby"―Veronica Hammel is the model here―circa 1969
8) BRYLCREME: student in library
assaulted by young women because he dared to use two dabs―"a
little dab'll do ya"
9) SILVIKRIN: woman has tired, dull
hair―uses this product and finds romance
10) AVIANCE PERFUME:
sexually-demanding wife is going to have "an Aviance night" as
tired husband comes home from work
11) TROJAN CONDOMS: from mid-1970s
this has couple cavorting on sandy beach―"To everything there
is a season..." responsible parenthood
12) MOVIE PROMO: "Dirty Mary,
Crazy Larry"
13) MOVIE PROMO: "The Chinese
Connection"
14) MOVIE PROMO: "Enter the
Dragon"
15) MOVIE PROMO: "Lady Kung
Fu"
16) FILM CLIP: "The Rocky
Horror Picture Show" w/ Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick
17) FILM CLIP; "Blacula"
with William Marshall
18) STRIDE RITE SHOES: Phoebe rises
from obscurity to marriage with her handsome; rich boss because with
"feminine frailty" she started wearing snazzy Stride Rite
shoes
19) JOHNSON PRODUCTS:
"Moods" has middle class Black values―rich, handsome
people―touring foreign countries, romance―for Johnson
cosmetics
20) BUSCH BEER: wildlife management
ranger wanted to do it his way―1976
21) BORAX HAND CLEANER: Ronald
Reagan plugs Borax for cleaning grease, paint, stains from his hands
(early 1960s)
22) TV PROMO: Settelmeier spot
plugging Channel 7 news team of Fahey Flynn, Joel Daly, John
Coleman―the Happy Talk originals
23) EDSEL: lengthy spot for 1958
Edsel with pushbutton drive―as well as others in "the Ford
family of cars"―Ford, Mercury, Thunderbird, Lincoln
24) DR. PEPPER: musical production
number for soda pop―big staircase choreographed finale as in MGM
movies of the 1930s
25) McDONALD'S: this is the chant:
"two all beef patties, special sauce...on a sesame seed bun"
26) McDONALD'S: the Hamburger
McLanguage―with puppets and Ronald
27) PEPSI-COLA: mod girl in
psychedelic spot―no words spoken
28) German fantasy commercial for
soap powder―the welle (wave) rises and washes everything white and
clean
29) German commercial with "You
Are My Sunshine"―and people wearing sunglasses because their
white clothes are so bright
30) AJAX DETERGENT: Lancero Bianco
is the White Knight riding through Italy
31) SURF: West African commercial
with "giant strength" Surf epitomized in a black giant who
comes to the native women with his detergent
1) PSA: Yogi Berra manager of New
York Mets and Superman plug U.S. Air Force―1976
2) SERVEL GAS AIR CONDITIONER:
stereotypical Arab in desert with camel takes Western blonde to his
tent―needs central gas air conditioning
3) BLACK FLAG PESTICIDE: Super Spray
kills faster―"faster knockdown for faster kill"
4) MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE: Margaret
Hamilton as Cora runs rural general store―makes good coffee
5) WESTINGHOUSE DISHWASHER: black
mother-in-law is wrong when she tells daughter-in-law that she has to
wash pot before putting in dishwasher
6) WHITE CLOUD: grandma smuggles it
into granddaughter's shopping cart―whispers the embarrassing word
"toilet paper"―it feels like facial tissue
7) PRINGLE'S POTATO CHIPS: suitor
for girl's hand tells her dad and mom that Pringle's is
better―"new fangled"
8) WESTINGHOUSE DISHWASHER: same
black ad as No. 5
9) PSA: USAF Reserve plugged with
animated cartoon about popcorn company―Keenan Wynn voice-over
10) PEAK TOOTHPASTE: nostalgia about
first date―remember when you first became aware of your
breath―it was baking soda then and now in this paste
11) BETTY CROCKER CAKES: devil's
food cake sliced thin
12) BETTY CROCKER FROSTING MIX: wife
made hubby a birthday cake―fools him with frosting mix
13) TV PROMO: plugs experienced
Howard K. Smith week nights on The ABC Evening News
14) NABISCO SHREDDED WHEAT: man
stresses naturalness of creek and forest and Spoon-size Shredded Wheat
15) CORN SILK POWDER: stress is
naturalness of face powder made from corn silk―pretty blonde in
cornfield applies it
16) HEAD AND SHOULDERS SHAMPOO:
woman behind screen compares shampoo softness―says there is no
difference between Head and Shoulders and leading baby shampoo
17) OLD SPICE DEODORANT: woman waits
for her Old Spice man to return from sea―young man learns of its
potency on women
18) MARS CANDY BAR: for Sprint,
Crunchy Chocolate, and Chocolate Almond bars
19) PSA: for heart
exercise―another kind of energy crisis―from The Travelers
Insurance
20) PSA: for WIN, government work
incentive program―Newport News Shipbuilding Company in WIN since
1972
21 PSA: for help for the blind
22) JOVAN COLOGNE: "male"
and "female" bottles merge
1972
23) GAINESBURGER: finicky dog eats
only "from a can"
24) PUFFS: young couple for
"new Puffs"
25) PILLSBURY BISCUITS: 1869 brand
biscuits
26) WINSTON CIGARETTES: "What
do you want? good grammar or good taste?"
27) PSA: St. Jude Hospital has boy
rolling a tire in pitch for cancer prevention
28) PSA: from HEW for "youth
involvement"
29) ZALES JEWELERS: "the ring
of life"
30) JOVAN MUSK OIL: sex and cologne
for women (1978 spot)
31) PSA: "take stock in
America" is 1976 pitch for U.S. Bonds w/ Ken Nordine voice over
32) LILT HOME PERMANENT:
33) COMPOUND W: teenage girl/wart
remover
34) PRELL SHAMPOO: woman shampooed
yesterday has clean-smelling, clean-looking hair today
35) FRANKENBERRY:
COUNT CHOCULA: animated cereals
36) WONDER WOMAN DOLL: dolls for
kids...even a black villainess doll named Nubia
37) COOL WHIP: Tucker Inn
38) SANKA COFFEE: Robert Young and
an antique dealer
39) PSA: electricity and water don't
mix (from Aetna)
40) UNITED STATES COAST GUARD:
pitched at young men just out of high school
41) UNITED STATES ARMY: black
sergeant recruiting in his Army uniform
42) PURINA PUPPY CHOW: Sterling
Holloway does voice-over for dog and animated spot
43) ADORN HOME PERMANENT: Lee
Merriweather and daughter
44) PSA: hire the
handicapped―work gives us confidence in ourselves―taste
testers seen at work―some of them are blind
45) KEN-L RATION TENDER CHUNKS: Max
enjoys good meaty flavor
46) PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER:
policeman returns jar of it― tastes like fresh roasted peanuts
47) RHEEM AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM:
save electricity
48) DUNCAN HINES CAKE MIX: old
B&W of early baking―now modern housewives
49) PSA: American-Korean Foundation
has changed its name to the American Kor-Asian Foundation
50) PSA: sun makes
trees―planting trees after "harvesting" makes for
"an eternal forest"―"The forests of America.
They can be eternal, and we're working to see that they
are"―from Southern Forest Products Association
anti-environmentalism
51) PSA: deliveryman with
highchair―where-to-place-it tips from U.S. Consumer Product Safety
Commission
52) OLD SPICE AFTERSHAVE: men back
from the sea―women run for them―nerdy guy tries it
53) WHITE CLOUD TOILET PAPER:
"Does your husband care about bathrooom tissue?"
54) MARDI GRAS PAPER TOWEL:
storekeeper talks to little boy who wants the empty box
55) PSA: people endorsing American
Association of Retired Persons AARP
56) PSA: all kinds of ships for U.S.
Navy men―be something special, important―water skiers
57) CHAPSTICK LIP QUENCHER:
"color me Quencher, color me wet"
58) SEIKO WATCH: ultra
thin―circa 1978-1979
59) QUEEN HELENE HENNA SHAMPOO:
hairdresser speaks of it
60) PSA: bowling for summer sports
fun―summer leagues are forming
61) PSA: today's National Guardsmen
are the new Minutemen―the Guard belongs to the country
62) PSA: U.S. Air Force―men in
action fuel and preparing airplane―woman is sure glad she is one
of the people on the ground keeping planes flying―"a great
way of life"
1) HERSHEY BAR: kids eat candy bar
while riding rides at amusement park
2) MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE:
Cora teachers her cousin Bessie about good coffee
Margaret Hamilton
3) LIFE CEREAL: follow-up to "Mikey"
spot has boy and girl at breakfast discussing Mikey's endorsement
4) BIDE-A-WEE HOUSE: animal shelter
in new York City that does not kill healthy animals
5) AVON: Avon's new Sonnet fragrance
6) CRAZY COW CEREAL: little girl
likes the chocolate milk it makes from
General Mills
7) DUPONT: makes rock bolts to shore
up coal mine roofs―good shots inside coal mine
8) CARTERS: clothing for kiddies has
lament that they grow up too fast
9) PSA: Air national Guard is for
you if you want a career in communications
10) BURGER KING: little Peter Piper
hates pickles―has to find BK to order it his way―woman sings
at the counter "Have it your way"―much alliteration
about P
11) PEPPERIDGE FARM BREAD: old guy
with horse and wagon delivers bread the old fashioned way
12) CAMPBELL'S SOUP: little boy
makes snowman and comes in for soup
13) PRODUCTION CREDIT ASSOCIATION:
credit union rep talks to farmers while both look at cows
14) PIRELLI TIRES: pretty Italian
woman in car urges men to buy Pirelli tires
15) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: local
ad for kids' clothes
16) GENERAL TELEPHONE: close-up
shots of various phones, including Mediterranean and Greek
styles―Greek one resembles ancient vase
17) J.C. PENNEY: close-up shots of
shoes
18) PIZZA HUT: close-up shot of
pizza
19) GENERAL TELEPHONE: Santa Claus
makes presents of phones
20) OLYMPIC PAINT: painter applies
paint to house
21) PRODUCTION CREDIT ASSOCIATION:
farmer teaches son how to handle living things, such as a piglet
22) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: Polly
Bergen promotes her own line of perfume, Tortue
23) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: girls
model sweater sets
24) UNIROYAL TIGER PAWS TIRES:
cartoon of tigers on roads
25) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: woman
models fuzzy robe
26) OLYMPIC OVERCOAT PAINT: repeat
of 8
27) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: woman
models Zap shoes
28) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: still
photos of merchandise
29) GENERAL TELEPHONE: close-up shot
of blue phone
30) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE:
repeat of 3
31) BURGER CHEF: cartoon of cooks at
restaurant
32) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: kids
fly kites
33) CITGO MOTOR OIL: stop-action
graphic of oil cans racing on open roads
34) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE:
people stare at sky at 40,000 balloons that Prange's let loose to
celebrate a sale
35) AVON BEAUTY PRODUCTS: Sonny
Griffin promotes skin care
36) GENERAL TELEPHONE: still photos
of people who need extension phones
37) BURGER CHEF: cartoon of unhappy
men made happy with "Fun Food"
hamburger
38) THORP FINANCIAL SERVICES: people
use Thorp for quick income tax returns
39) GENERAL TELEPHONE: man in phone
booth complains about how his phone died during an important meeting,
while narrator says that businessmen should know that if they buy their
phones somewhere other than at GTE they have to go elsewhere to have
them fixed
40) THORP FINANCIAL SERVICES: man
playing with children says budgeting is easy with a consolidation loan
from Thorp
41) CHEVY TRUCKS: Tom T. Hall
promotes this 1976 pickup truck―celebrity
42) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE:
repeat of 3
43) KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN: family
eats chicken
44) GENERAL TELEPHONE: couple buys
exotic phone
45) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE: man
wraps giant present
46) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE:
repeat of 16
47) GILSON TILLER: man tills garden
48) BLATZ BEER: man with Afro hair
taste-tests beer
49) GENERAL TELEPHONE: close-up of
telephone
50) GENERAL TELEPHONE: young woman
feels secure with night glow of rotary phone
51) GOODYEAR PIT-STOP SERVICE:
cartoon of farmer getting tractor tire fixed
52) HOTPOINT: close-up of clothes
washer and drier
53) GENERAL TELEPHONE: repeat of 24
54) GENERAL TELEPHONE: still photos
of old people who are glad they have extension phones
55) SNOWY BLEACH: bleach removes
grass stain
56) GENERAL TELEPHONE: people who
look like their dogs use fancy phones
57) PRANGE'S DEPARTMENT STORE:
repeat of 16
58) GENERAL TELEPHONE: repeat of 37
59) GENERAL TELEPHONE: mobster
voices and flapper music help promote these Roaring 20s-type phones,
"Candlestick"
60) SNOWY BLEACH: repeat of 43
61) SKATE & SKI BOOTS: kids put
on plastic skates and ski and skate on snow―toys
62) GENERAL ELECTRIC SHAVING CREAM
DISPENSER: man applies warm shaving cream to face
63) GENERAL TIRE: 1920s car gets new
tires, followed by modern car―"Sooner or later you'll own
Generals"
64) GENERAL TELEPHONE: repeat of 27
65) AUDI: couple drive
Audi―automobile
66) RESTONIC MATTRESS: cartoon of
pillow showing design of mattress and box spring
67) SUGAR CRISPS CEREAL: Sugar Bear
promotes magic tricks premium in cereal box
68) TANG: moon family drinks Tang
69) POST RAISIN BRAN: Bob Cummings
speaks out against exploitation of raisins―celebrity
70) GRAPE NUTS CEREAL: after
bicycling family eats cereal
71) AVON: two women apply makeup
72) SUGAR CRISPS: Sugar Bear has
girlfriend
73) PSA: Save the Children as little
boy needs clothes to attend school
74) PSA: repeat of 61
75) POST RAISIN BRAN CEREAL:
businessmen pile into VOLKSWAGEN Beetle and discuss sports and cereal
76) POST GRAPE NUTS CEREAL: repeat
of 58
77) MR. MAGNET MAN BY ROMPER ROOM:
little boys play with magnetized tin can that they can make faces
with―metal version of Mr. Potato Head―toys
78) SANKA COFFEE: woman kisses hand
of husband and lovingly hands him cup of coffee―sexist
79) MR. MAGNET MAN: repeat of 65
80) PUZZLE AND PLAY BY ROMPER ROOM:
kids hide plastic animals in yard and then fit them into
forms―toys
81) PUZZLE AND PLAY: repeat of 68
1) VOLKSWAGEN: shots of 1949 DeSoto,
Studebaker and Hudson and their changing styles compared to the
VOLKSWAGEN and how it kept a promise made in 1949 not to change
2) AVON TOILETRIES: Avon lady shows
housewife perfume
3) POST RAISIN BRAN CEREAL: men in
car poor pile into VOLKSWAGEN
4) SKELLY GASOLINE: close-up shots
of inside a car and car on road being responsible by keeping air clean
with Keotane cleaning agent
5) SKELLY GASOLINE: gasoline station
attendant urges viewers to be responsible to keep the air clean by using
gas with Keotane or Skeltane
6) POST TOASTIES CEREAL: kids
collect pens in cereal boxes
7) TANG BREAKFAST DRINK: beings that
live on moon want Tang but don't know what water is―parody on fact
that space astronauts took Tang to the moon
8) VOLKSWAGEN 411: people in country
rush to see advent of new car model
9) VOLKSWAGEN 411: repeat of 8
10) MAX PAX: coffee is packed in its
own filter
11) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
12) MAX PAX: coffee is packed in its
own filter
13) GRAPE NUTS CEREAL: mother and
daughter eat this cereal and look great in a bikini
14) TANG BREAKFAST DRINK: shot of
moon landing with narrator saying the astronauts took grape flavored
Tang to moon
15) MAXIM FREEZE DRIED COFFEE:
family on boat want more out of life, so they drink this coffee
16) MAXIM: repeat of 15
17) KOOK AID: kids working together
to clean up park drink Kool Aid
18) PIRWITZ CARS: silent shots of
cars in lot
19) KOOL AID: repeat of 17
20) KOOL AID LEMONADE: singer says
"not as sweet as it sounds" for this new drink
21) GRAPE NUTS CEREAL: mother and
daughter surf together and look good in a bikini
22) MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE: Danny
Thomas likes this coffee―celebrity
23) PIRWITZ CARS: more silent
shots―may be continuation of 18
24) KOOL AID: kids throw
"indoor slingers", free gift that looks like foam rubber
Frisbee
25) HONEYCOMB CEREAL: white kids
play with premium Dune Buggies to very black-sounding soul
music―young James Earl Jones narrator―black celebrity
26) KOOL AID LEMONADE: repeat of 20
27) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
28) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
29) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
30) KOOL AID: kids play in urban
setting, then in country
31) KOOL AID: repeat of 24
32) ALPHA BITS CEREAL: kids in
ship/balloon find prospector and mule
33) KOOL AID: repeat of 30
34) SKELLY GASOLINE: five kinds of
gasoline, all environmentally responsible
35) SKELGAS: shots inside research
lab show high-tech quality of this gasoline
36) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
37) TANG BREAKFAST DRINK: repeat of
7
38) POST TOASTIES: repeat of 6
39) RAISIN BRAN CEREAL: narrator
announces new cinnamon flavor―Arnold Stang―celebrity
40) SKELLY GASOLINE: farm-tested
gasoline shows farmer with tractor plowing field
41) SKELLY GASOLINE SERVICE STATION:
driver hauls farm-tested gasolines
42) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
43) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
44) POST TOASTIES CEREAL: Roy Rogers
and young boy eat cereal―celebrity
45) SKELLY GASOLINES: cartoon of gas
station
46) SKELLY GASOLINE STATION:
attendant tells pretty blond about how clean Skelly gas is―he
kisses her, then says she is his wife
47) MAX PAX: repeat of 10
48) KOOL AID: repeat of 24
49) SUPER SUGAR CRISP: kids love
drinking through this free straw premium
50) VIVA PAPER TOWELS: cartoon of
woman using paper towel
51) ALPHA BITS: repeat of 32
52) TANG BREAKFAST DRINK: aliens on
moon discuss Tang―outer space
53) TANG: old man drinks new
grapefruit flavored Tang
54) PSA: shows how man accidentally
starts a forest fire
55) LIQUID PLUMBER: woman with large
family unclogs drain
56) TANG: aliens on moon discuss
breakfast drink
57) LIQUID PLUMBER: plumber's wife
uses this product―man is minor celebrity
58) TANG: repeat of 2
59) PSA FOR U.S. SAVINGS BONDS: mime
in action
60) VIVA PAPER TOWELS: woman uses
this instead of a cloth
61) TANG: repeat of 5
62) SUGAR CRISPS: bear shows magic
tricks in cereal box
63) TANG: repeat of 5
64) NESTLES SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE:
Lois Nettleton uses these for cookies―celebrity
65) NINE LIVES CAT FOOD: man feeds
cat soft-moist food―man is minor celebrity
66) WEST BEND HUMIDIFIER: man plays
piano in comfort
67) PIRWITZ CARS: another shot of
cars in lot―no sound
1) HOOVER DIAL-A-MATIC VACUUM
CLEANER: salesman in carpet store has fun vacuuming
2) PERSONALITY SHOES: words on
screen say "Put on a new personality, Personality Shoes"
3) OLD STYLE BEER: babbling spring
water and beautiful scenery is where this beer is "Brewed in God's
country"
4) HOOVER COMPACT SPIN-DRYING
WASHER: woman slides washer/drier combination from closet
5) HOOVER PORTABLE VACUUM CLEANER:
woman removes vacuum cleaner from carrying case
6) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 3
7) OLD STYLE BEER: aerial view of
beautiful country
8) PSA: Wisconsin Homestead Credit
Program helps farmers qualify for tax benefits
9) KELLOGG'S COCOA HOOTS CEREAL: Pat
Buttram is voice of cartoon owl urging kids to eat cereal
10) HAGGAR SLACKS: man climbs hill,
dives into ocean and keeps the crease in his slacks
11) OLD STYLE BEER: beautiful
Wisconsin scenery is backdrop for beer making
12) HENRI'S SOUR CREAM DRESSING:
woman at county fair makes dressing so good she decides to bottle and
sell it
13) PERSONALITY SHOES: repeat of 2
14) LP PROMO: Donny Osmond sings at
14 years old
15) HENRI'S SOUR CREAM DRESSING:
woman pours dressing over salad
16) MRS. KARL'S BREAD: Snoopy eats
this bread
17) HANOVER THREE BEAN SALAD: woman
opens jar and serves
18) HENRI'S SALAD DRESSING: repeat
of 12
19) HENRI'S SMOKY BITS SALAD
DRESSING: woman pours dressing as narrator claims "This is a man's
kind of dressing"
20) HOOVER'S FLOOR-A-MATIC: woman
uses floor polisher
21) MIRACLE BRUSH: man brushes lint
from jacket
22) HENRI'S SMOKY BITS: repeat of 19
23) KRAFT CHEF'S SURPRISE: woman
prepares packaged dinner
24) OLD STYLE BEER: narrator says
"Wisconsin is God's country" while scenes of running water
abound
25) HOOVER DIAL-A-MATIC: this vacuum
cleaner is a hybrid of a canister and upright vacuum
26) HENRI'S SOUR CREAM DRESSING:
repeat of 12
27) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 11
28) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 24
29) MIRACLE BRUSH: repeat of 21
30) HOOVER HANDY VAC: harried
housewife vacuums up messes
31) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 24
32) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 3
33) KRAFT PIZZA MIX: woman cuts
slice of pizza
34) KRAFT CHEF'S SURPRISE: Dan
Herlihy promotes one-pan meals
35) CHEF'S SURPRISE: repeat of 23
36) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 11
37) PABST BEER: rodeo riders drink
Pabst
38) OLD STYLE BEER: repeat of 3
39) MERCURY OUTBOARD MOTORS: scenes
of people in boats
40) PSA: Wisconsin Homestead Credit
Program offers tax advice to renters
41) MERCURY MARQUIS BROUGHAM: 50
professional blindfolded chauffeurs test-drove this 1973 car and said it
was better than a luxury European car―automobile
42) GRAIN BELT BEER: this Minnesota
beer uses water that has been filtered naturally over the centuries
43) PSA: even though the war is over
CARE is still helping families in Vietnam
44) DR. PEPPER: man imitating Jimmy
Cagney tells police "I'm not coming out, you dirty copper" but
he does come out from building for his mother
45) DESITIN OINTMENT: screaming baby
is soothed with Desitin
46) PSA: U.S. Postal Service urges
people to mail Christmas packages early
47) PSA: U.S. Postal Service shows
how happy letter carrier is to bring letters and packages to families'
homes
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